Noodleman

Of all the mysterious characters inhabiting Scornubel (or 'Scorn-noodle' as it is sometimes mistakenly referred to), none is more enigmatic than Noodleman.

Barely humanoid, this golem-like creature is constructed entirely from curry flavoured, 2-minute noodles, bound together by some powerful arcane magics. Although it's unclear how Noodleman communicates, one glance at his piercing, cornflower-blue eyes, conveys a disquieting sense of ancient wisdom and calm serenity.

Who, save the gods themselves can fathom they secrets these eyes have laid witness to and the vast knowledge Noodleman has amassed over the ages.